picaresque: 022 Interview... or is it interviews?

Today, I try out for the Sekretariat Mahasiswa Fakulti interview under the FOM. FYI, the one who will be selected to be the MPP. It was not planned. I mean.. Okay. I was planning to go to the interview but it got canceled yesterday. So, I was like 'okay.. No problemo~ It's not like I really truly want it anyway.' But then, today, there was another interview. So, Effa was trying out and she sms me and ask me to come. So, I came. About 10 minutes after 1 o'clock. Just when I arrived I was like.

"Mcm mane interview? Besh tak? Berape ramai dah?"

Then Effa was like.

"Baru 3 orang kot. Ain, kau ade kelas kan pkul 2, kau masuk la dulu. Belum solat kan?"

So, okay. I entered first. There were two rooms.

And the first room, there are three seniors, two kakak and satu abang ( abang yg muke cam Abg Fazwan, kate diorang... )

Then they ask me to introduce myself so, I did.

"Ok. Start intoduce dulu."

"Name saye Nur'ain Hazwani."

"Tu je?"

"Ade lain ke?"

"Ok. Saye asal Batu Pahat, Johor."

Silence~

"Lagi?"

"Ade lagi?"

"Sekolah mane ke."

Okaaaayyy. They want me to introduce myself tpi tak bagi guideline.

Macam suruh buat air sirap yang tak pekat sangat tapi tak bitau nak masuk berape sudu gula sebenarnye.

Terkurang karang salah.. Terlebih pun salah.

Sekali aku bgitau everything karang.. Like "I like Dashboard Confessional punye lagu. Abg n kakak tau tak?

Lepastukan saya nak balik minggu ni tapi mak ayah tak bagi."

Haha.

Then, they started to ask me about my ideas regarding of Satu Malaysia or One Malaysia. So I said that it was a very good idea la.

And it promotes the Malaysian to be hands in hands with each other in every aspects rather than becoming self-centered about their own culture.

We have lots of cultures here in Malaysia. So, why not be a part of everything.

At least we know a bit, if not too much about everything.

We have Indians, Chinese and all the Bumiputeras.

Why not make it a like a combination. It will be fun!

Like Fly.fm, It's not like all the DJs are Malays or all the DJs are Chinese or Indians.

We have Malaysians. We have the combination of everything.

Hah, amik kau. Aku siap masukkan Fly. Fm lagi.

After that they ask me about the total death toll in Malasia of H1N1. So I like...

"Tatau la. "

"Rase-rasenye?"

"Erm... 30 something?"

"Sekarang total 72. Dan still tak berubah."

Okay. Baiklah.

And then, they ask what is my ideas about how the UiTM handle this H1N1 situation.

I was like why don't they give us much more holidays? But of course I didn't say that out loud. Like a professional, *ceh. Boley blah ah* I answered that UiTM suppose to quarantine all the campuses rather than letting the students balik kampung. Because it will spread the disease much easier. And they ask me that are we suppose to ziarah2 during Hari Raye during H1N1 season?

I say, pandai2 la fikir bang. Kalau dah ade H1N1 tu takkan nak keluar jugak kan?

After that in the second room, there were three seniors, 2 guys and a female senior which looks kinda scary on the outside.

They ask me again about satu malaysia and the fact that they use my own point to attack me back really upset me. I was like. Whaa..?? My ideas is mine lar. It was only an idea. Like I give a political review regarding of Satu Malaysia. Like DAP rules in certain places and UMNO rules in certain places and blablabla. So they ask balik, so Satu Malaysia was made due to political aspects la? I was like it was one of the examples. There are lots of other examples out there pasal racism ni.

So they asked me again, if all the people follows Satu Malaysia, who wants to oppose it?

Then, kat situ dah rase macam nak jatuh je dari kerusi. The oppositions la.

Mentaliti setiap orang kan berbeza. Kan? Kan?

After that, they asked about how I want to go on after grad. I said I will further my study 2 b a specialist. Then they ask about what type of specialist I want to be. So I said I want to be neurosurgeon. Then they asked again what I want to achieve if I am a neurosurgeon. I was like, erm.. new surgical techniques? Hidupkan balik brain dead people. Life is important. Tapi tergagap jugak lah time die tanye knape brain specialist. Kenape tak heart ke. Adoi~

Then they ask me about myocardiac infarction. *naseb baek baru belajar pasal infarction tadi.Fuuhh*

What is your explanation about myocardiac infarction?

Ischemia in cardiac muscle la. Effecting the circulation of the blood in our body.

Therefore terjadi la infarction kat situ.

Then, what type of person who have the higher rate of getting that disease?.

Jawapan senang tapi ayat die pelik. Kat sini dah ditranslatekan kepade more understandable sentence.

So I was asking them to repeat that question for like only God knows.

So I was like.."Erm.. Uh.. Obese people?"

Gosh! Betape leganya bile kua bilik 2 tuh. Huhu~

So, kesimpulannye, jangan la pandai2 nak try out for interview kalau tak ready pape.

And here, there are a few pictures during Kesatria yang memenatkan.

Orang kawad, kite siap bole lepak2 amik gamba lagi.